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1. Dolphins (3-0; No. 6): To be the best, you have to beat the best. And they did.

2. Eagles (3-0; No. 4): The only difference between the Dolphins and the Eagles? The Dolphins beat two great teams.

3. Bills (2-1; No. 1): Ken Dorsey should switch to decaf after the upset.

4. Packers (2-1; No. 7): The defense is playing better, which is good, because the offense still needs work.

5. Rams (2-1; No. 5): The division isn’t as good as we thought, which puts the Rams in a position to catch.

6. Chiefs (2-1; No. 2): It’s amazing they made all those mistakes and still came close to winning.

7. Buccaneers (2-1; No. 3): No losses in this game.

8. Ravens (2-1; No. 9): In three games, Lamar Jackson’s bet is paying off. Only 48 games to go.

9. Cows (2-1; No. 10): Cooper Rush It’s working well to get it. Dak Prescott. To return before entering.

10. Bengals (1-2; No. 11): The next AFC East team could give them a tough challenge.

11. Jaguars (2-1; No. 18): Urban Meyer will inevitably find a way to try to take credit.

12. Titans (1-2; No. 13): The key to every game is passing the ball quickly. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry! Derek Henry.

13. Browns (2-1; No. 22): They beat the Steelers, though they could have won more games. Deshaun Watson.

14. Broncos (2-1; No. 25): Russell WilsonIt took as much time to cook Jan’s osso buco.

15. 49ers (1-2; No. 8): Maybe Brooke Purdy It should be shot.

16. Vikings (2-1; No. 23): It was a two week performance but somehow a week one result.

17. Giants (2-0; No. 21): 22 Saquon Barkley won’t lose a game.

18. Colts (1-1-1; No. 32): Does this win make sense?

19. Chargers (1-2; No. 12): This team has too many injuries for bad luck.

20. Patriots (1-2; No. 14): Bailey should give the record.

21. Steelers (1-2; No. 15): If they don’t do something to get the offense going, it’s going to be a very long year in Pittsburgh.

22. Bears (2-1; No. 28): Ugly wins count the same in the standings as pretty ones.

23. Cardinals (1-2; No. 16): 10-2 to 1-2 is a very rude awakening.

24. Jets (1-2; No. 19): Need Zach Wilson To play and play as the person you filmed.

25. Panthers (1-2; No. 31): Matt Rhule’s suspension is overdue.

26. Saints (1-2; No. 20): Sean Payton didn’t walk through that door.

27. Falcons (1-2; No. 29): They have an even better record, which puts them in playoff contention at best.

28. Seahawks (1-2; No. 24): The only thing this team has in common with the 72 Dolphins is that they are both 1-0.

29. Lions (1-2; verse 26): Now that they are learning how to start, Lions must learn how to finish.

30. Washington (1-2; No. 27): The Eagles continue to enjoy Carson Wentz He’s gone.

31. Raiders (0-3; No. 17): Can’t get away with more losses before the window closes in a top-heavy AFC.

32. Texans (0-2-1; No. 30): The worst team in the worst division gets the worst spot this week.